You Make Me Brave

egberts:

*uses lol and lmfao to make embarrassing and sad truths about myself seem like a joke*

(via humorstaff)

beejohnlocked:

verimelliott:

iraffiruse:

Gotta work on that spacing

y'all what the fuck was bull tit anus tryna be tho

ALDKAKSKAK

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mikeyjamesk:

me: *doesn’t hear from best friend for a day*

me: omg are we drifting? we’re drifting. I don’t know what is happening in your life. I’m so out of touch. We don’t know each other anymore. What is our friendship?

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sabertoothwalrus:

unmute

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phukers:

phukers:

Anyone wanna f

ind nemo

(via itsagifnotagif)

thisclockworkheart:

thisiseverydayracism:

micdotcom:

The Doctor hit the nail on the head 40 years ago (x)

exactly 40 years ago.

AND the rest of the quote:

“Which can be uncomfortable, if you’re one of the facts that needs altering.”

(Source: facebook.com, via podcasttrash)

sand-paper-dreams:

v3nice:

“Truth or dare?”
“Dare.”
“Order me a pizza.”

I HAVE BEEN BLIND TO THE POSSIBILITIES

(via isaac)

vastderp:

thesylverlining:

gorehowlloki:

lunakissed:

itsbetterthananal:

APPARENTLY PEOPLE NOT USING THE CROSSWALK TO CROSS THE ROAD BY MY SCHOOL HAS BEEN A PROBLEM RECENTLY SO THE SCHOOL SHOWED THIS THIS MORNING ICAN T BREATHE

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

/SCREAMING

oh god I thought it was going to be some messed-up graphic cautionary thing like they show of accidents in drivers’ ed

i’m so glad this went in a completely unexpected direction

Good shit hahahaaa

(via teenscoolest)

thaebae:

mstheda:

Me as a parent lmao

^

(via approach)

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